Can anyone help???

[the bobbit]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need Outcasts advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

[wolf]

lmao n1 m8

[fubar]

id take it back 2 the dealer lad or get ur wife 2 do it on her way out with the girls lol:happy45: :happy45: :happy45: :happy45: :happy45: :happy45: :happy45:

[Clown]

Just take the valve cover off, give it a good clean with trichloroethylene if you can get some, due to concerns about its toxicity, the use of trichloroethylene in the food and pharmaceutical industries has been banned in much of the world since the 1970s. Legislation has forced the substitution of trichloroethylene in many process in Europe as the chemical was classified as a carcinogen carrying an R45 risk phrase. Many alternatives are being promoted such as Ensolv and Leksol, however each of these is based on nPropyl Bromide which carries an R60 risk phrase and they would not be a legally acceptable substitute. Then put some red hylomar around the gasket, problem solved. Hope this helps with your problem:ph34r:

[Veritas]

lol u nut :happy45:n clown ur fricken nuttier

[warfox]

lmao m8

[Dude 1]

very funny i was thinking half way through reading that "man what a shame" now im thinking c%*t hope you f£$%&*g die! funny how moods can change like that